It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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