I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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