whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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