I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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