It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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