If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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