You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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