Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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