...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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