because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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