ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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