It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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