So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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