Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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