PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I touched a dick in church today
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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