just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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