Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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