How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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