i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Where is the hickey?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i dont even know how to be here
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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