have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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