Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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