What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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