tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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