Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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