she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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