: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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