The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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