Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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