check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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