Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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