Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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