I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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