What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
