found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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