woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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