You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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