Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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