I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Is it because I queefed?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Come see our sink grown plant.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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