Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Randomize