"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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