How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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