her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize