Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Barsexuality is the new black.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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