Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
not ubering you a puppy
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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