We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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