I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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