maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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