so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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