Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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