Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Dick very happy bro
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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