i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
honey bunches of taint.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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