My friends, they love my intelligence
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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