I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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