Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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