do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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